Update 3/08/09

In the meantime:

Update 2/11/09:

Just got an estimate for video camera repairs - one thousand dollars to replace the lcd screen. Um, fuck that! This means I'll have to rely solely on the eye-piece viewfinder and walk around with a video camera that has a flapping lcd screen. My video camera has a scar and it looks mean.

Here is something else from my Australian childhood:

What the new video page will look like?

It will be something a little tangy, along the lines of a kumquat. I'll redabble the video camera, bring it out of storage, repair it, then action which has been a ghost of late... lack of substance doesn't motor much for inspiration. I admit I want to share my substanceless, I just don't do it on myspace, meaning my extended network is fairly much piss poor.

In my childhood, there was a celebrity chef in Australia called Peter (g'day!) Russell (g'day!) Clarke. He used to appear in commercials for the Australian cheese industry, where his catch phrase was. "Where's the cheese?"

Here is a Peter Russell Clark blooper reel:

I don't really know what I'm going to film at the moment. I have some ideas. I should really try to flesh them out on page but, well, where is the fucking cheese, I haven't made any, I have yet to find the fucking whey to churn.

February 2, 2009 10:10 PM
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